No time to read the classics?
Overwhelmed by all those pages?
Ye olde style language too much?
Then take a peek at Bader’s haiku…100 classics converted into haiku.
A cheat-sheet with rhythm!
Pride and Prejudice
Single white lass seeks
landed gent for marriage, whist.
No parsons, thank you.
Bleak House
Fog, gloom, men in wigs –
the Chancery Court blights all.
See where law school leads?
Little WomenSnowdrops hang like tears.
Shy, sweet, saintly Beth has died.
One down, three to go.
Wuthering Heights
Wild. Strange. A bit damp.
Heathcliff waits for Cathy’s ghost.
Women. Always late.Lady Chatterley’s Lover
On the grounds, fresh game.
On the new gamekeeper, fresh
Lady Chatterley.
Jane Eyre
O woe! His mad wife –
in the attic! Had they but
lived together first.
Kama SutraAdvice for those in
a diffcult position.
First, be flexible.
Walden Or Life in the Woods
Morning: Pond-gazing.
Afternoon: Berry-picking.
What a hectic day.
Have you got any classic haiku’s of your own?
Here’s my response to the Classic Club December Meme…
A Christmas Carol
What a sad Christmas!
A Scrooge shaken up by ghosts.
Past. Future. Present.
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These gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing!
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haha. 🙂My December meme
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